Hello loyal fans and welcome to the radical next step in poetry technology: poems on the internet.
Yeah, you heard.
Here are just some of the kind words people have uttered about this poetry anthology:
"The best poetry collection I've read since Jeremy Bowen's Poems" - Jeremy Bowen, BBC News.
"The best poetry collection I've read since Jeremy Vine's Rhymes" - Jeremy Vine, BBC Radio 2.
"The best poetry collection I've read since Jeremy McVitie's Ditties" - Jeremy McVitie, not employed by the BBC (or a real person).
"The best poetry collection I've read since Jeremy Vine's Rhymes" - Jeremy Vine, BBC Radio 2.
"The best poetry collection I've read since Jeremy McVitie's Ditties" - Jeremy McVitie, not employed by the BBC (or a real person).
Quotes about my other work:
"Johnny Jenkins is a Jenius" - Alex Sibley, Big Brother (3).
"I read it" - Davina McCall, Big Brother (presenter).
"Your hair looks shit" - Terrence Jenkins, Big Brother (mine).
"I read it" - Davina McCall, Big Brother (presenter).
"Your hair looks shit" - Terrence Jenkins, Big Brother (mine).
Unrelated Quotes:
"An eye for an eye and two people go blind in one eye" - Mahatma Ghandi.