Poems about historical figures/times and current shops.
'Mrs Archimedes' by Johnny Jenkins
Mrs Archimedes was furious,
The bathroom floor was soaked.
He didn't care.
He was off down the road waving his todger at all the girls.
Years later, when her husband died, Mrs Archimedes read his obituary.
She couldn't help feeling it was generous to the old pervert.
The bathroom floor was soaked.
He didn't care.
He was off down the road waving his todger at all the girls.
Years later, when her husband died, Mrs Archimedes read his obituary.
She couldn't help feeling it was generous to the old pervert.
'Ming the Merciless' by Johnny Jenkins
Ming the Merciless let someone off,
And felt awful about it for days.
And felt awful about it for days.
'99p' by Johnny Jenkins
The 99p Store.
Spend less, get more
Useless shit.
Spend less, get more
Useless shit.
'Cinema' by Johnny Jenkins
As they left the big Odeon that night (October 12th, 1998),
Colin turned to Vanessa (just a mate) and proclaimed boldly:
"That's the best film I've seen since The Nutty Professor."
The 90s was a terrible time for cinema.
Colin turned to Vanessa (just a mate) and proclaimed boldly:
"That's the best film I've seen since The Nutty Professor."
The 90s was a terrible time for cinema.