Poems about religious topics eg The Archbishop of Canterbury, Ramadan or The Archbishop of York.
'Covet' by Johnny Jenkins
They told me not to covet my neighbour's ox,
But my neighbour's ox is a smoking hot fox.
But my neighbour's ox is a smoking hot fox.
'Pork' by Johnny Jenkins
They told me not to eat pork,
And only halal lamb.
'Cos you can bleed a sheep to death,
But go to Hell if you eat ham.
And only halal lamb.
'Cos you can bleed a sheep to death,
But go to Hell if you eat ham.
'Celebrate' by Johnny Jenkins
I went on a Hindu hen-do.
I went on a Buddhist stag.
The stag may have been reincarnated,
But he was still the best stag I ever had.
I went on a Buddhist stag.
The stag may have been reincarnated,
But he was still the best stag I ever had.
'Rituals' by Johnny Jenkins
When a Muslim fasts, does she drink slim fasts
To stop the hunger pains?
And when a Sikh man sings it's a singing Singh,
But what is in a name?
To stop the hunger pains?
And when a Sikh man sings it's a singing Singh,
But what is in a name?