Other poems which are either not good enough to deserve a category, or too powerful to be undermined in such a way.
'Rhyming Dictionary Corner' by Johnny Jenkins
I use a rhyming dictionary, on the internet,
It gives me rhymes to make my lines as good as they can get.
Unfortunately it's the case that it often doesn't work,
And it gave me the suggestion that the last word should be pork.
It gives me rhymes to make my lines as good as they can get.
Unfortunately it's the case that it often doesn't work,
And it gave me the suggestion that the last word should be pork.
'Fashion' by Johnny Jenkins
Mutton buttons.
They add neither style nor comfort.
They certainly aren't practical.
They kick up an awful stink.
But Marcus was a sucker for fashion.
They add neither style nor comfort.
They certainly aren't practical.
They kick up an awful stink.
But Marcus was a sucker for fashion.