Poems about sport and other things that are like sport. Such as music and hiking.
'Sayings' by Johnny Jenkins
Stephen Hendry loved the phrase 'They go together like chalk and cheese'.
He wished that instead of 'cheese' it was another snooker-related word.
But he realised that wouldn't make sense.
He wished that instead of 'cheese' it was another snooker-related word.
But he realised that wouldn't make sense.
'All in a Name' by Johnny Jenkins
The band wanted a new name.
Somebody suggested 'French Kiss'.
'Thrusting'. 'Kittens of Desire'. '3some'.
'Emily's Knickers'. 'Drenched'. 'Erectus'.
None of them was any good, Chris admitted.
'Coldplay' would have to do.
Somebody suggested 'French Kiss'.
'Thrusting'. 'Kittens of Desire'. '3some'.
'Emily's Knickers'. 'Drenched'. 'Erectus'.
None of them was any good, Chris admitted.
'Coldplay' would have to do.
'Timberlake' by Johnny Jenkins
Justin was putting the final touches on his new album.
It was an absolute corker, if he said so himself.
His favourite track was 'I'ma Hug You in Your Trousers (Girl)'.
He patted himself on the back*, and clicked 'Save'.
*the sexy back.
It was an absolute corker, if he said so himself.
His favourite track was 'I'ma Hug You in Your Trousers (Girl)'.
He patted himself on the back*, and clicked 'Save'.
*the sexy back.